Stars & Raindrops

Hey there .. so i came across the trailer of Eclipse & was like "mm .. blog it" , so im blogging about it cuz i really love the Twilight saga .. the books r far more detailed & i enjoy them better .. but still, there r movies about them .. LOL . lovelovelove 'em anyway .. i'll post the url cuz i honestly don't know how to upload the vid here ..

Eclipse trailer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ3PbHyWbj0

ANYWAY ...... i decided to read the comments cuz sometimes u'll find really hilarious comments ppl put to give opinions .. n yeah . i've found one ! it was so funny tht i laughed hysterically !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! guess this comment is by a Twilight hater .. even though i love the Saga very much , i didn't find the comment insulting or anything .. just funny !
straight down hilarious !! im not mad, after all , it's her/his opinion .. hahahaha !
i'll paste it down .. don't worry .. so u cud read it ..

The Comment:
"I thought soap operas were bad, until I watched the second movie. I don't love you, I love you, I can't be here, I can be here, I'm coming back, I'm going to kill myself... Holy shit, it just drags on forever in repetition. That Bella chick would f**k anything that isn't human and Edward acts like he has daily pms. This is by far the most amatueristic writing I've ever seen. This is what happens when a woman writes about something that was imagined by a man. Saturated romance."

p/s: funny right ? BUT .. i DON'T find people who insults Taylor Swift funny .. I don't understand why ppl hate her .. she makes mistakes .. so do all of us .. don't judge her wrongly kay .. that's all . hahahaha . tataa ~ lovelovelove -D-

Hey peeps . Im not really sure what I'm gonna write cuz im feeling sooo uninspired thanks to my suckish life .. well .. I guess im gonna do what Aj always do .. writing random things that go through my mind .. this is , my 1st attempt ..

1] watching an old Malay movie .. i wonder why one of the actor's hair is so noticeably greasy even though it's a black&white movie .. stuff like tht shouldn't happen . grossness much ~

2] one of my cat is paralyzed .. mybe a nerve disease .. my dad & i wanted to tke it to the vet but it's sunday .. poor Gray ..

3] my bro is excercising 24/7 now since my relatives r starting to notice tht he's fat .. i hope he'll be fatter than me so no one wud care about how fat i am .. i remember one tym , he compared his so-called "six packs" to my 6 yrs old brother & said, "naa comel[me] ... ramping lg sy dri c ifan" .. i was like [in my head] , "wtf r u saying" .. gosh .. my 11 yrs old kayu balak brother actually compared his weight to my stickman younger brother .. LOL

4] i haven't bath yet .. it's almost 2pm ..

5] i did my best to clean the hse .. my brothers had just ruined my effort .. so i gve up .. they're such dirty little monsters .. boys .. ugh ! i'll nvr marry & hv boys ..

6] lots of homeworks & assignments .. doing it starting tonight ..

7] i wnt to go to my cuzy eqa's hse so we cud hang out .. but nobody's home to drive me there .. we hadn't hang out for 3 weeks ! crazy !!!

8] i started to play the guitar but still a newbie .. my fingers r hurting badly but ellisa said it's normal .. i got used to the C,G,Em,Am,F chords though there are more chords i hv to learn .. switching fingers position is my stupid problem now ..

9] i wnt to shower ..

10] i feel icky .. eew ..

11] mysteriously, the numbers 11 & 13 r VERY coincidental to me .. I don't know y .. but i wna know y !

i guess tht's all i cud think of right now .. i wna tke a shower now . catch u later ~

Hey peeps ..
So I've read this essay by an elementary student
in Pittsburgh . It was written in the spring of 2004 ~
plus, I found out about it from Ingrid Michaelson's Tumblr[a blog web]

p/s: & no I didn't spell 'Tumblr' wrong . [I think *wink*]


[from IM's blog]

This essay was written by an 8th grader in Pittsburgh in the spring of
2004. The assignment was to pick an enangered species, and explain why
it's important to save it. The typos and formatting are preserved from
the original.

     Richard XXXXXXXX Draft 2

       I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all
could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them
but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of
time koalas are stupid they don't help me with shit so why
should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for
the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a
pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I
don't like koalas.
     Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small
and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come
while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and
they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and
shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they
going to be crying like some little bitches.
     Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start
climbing up the tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet
away. They stupid as hell they should put their brain in their
pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be able to think
better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They weak
as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their
cousins and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do
a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak
as fuck kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a
fucking koala.
       If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe
with its little short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take
one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get
something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its
ass up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have
protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch
him. The bear will beat his fucking ass.
    The important think about koalas is that just don't care
about tem and let them die by all the other animals in
Australia. They're not important just let nature do what it do
and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this world there's
not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all
the koalas that's in the zoos and shit. Let them go and put them
back with their family. If you let them all go they won't
nothing except for that's what they was put in this world for.
       Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have
nothing to do except for sitting around in the trees. It's like
they just was like they was sent have to die. Koalas don't do
nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one more relative of
the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why
koalas are not important because there are dumb.

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip.. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya.. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah... Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting
Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu...

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu.. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam.. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak saya menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati..